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Humor and Philosophy 1

A man asks a painter: "Do you think we can complete this wall?" The painter retorts, "Surely not!" The man responds, "I understand."

The painter replies to his son: "What is your opinion on the matter? Do you think we can complete that wall?" The son says, "I do not know."

The painter continues, saying, "You are not an idiot for such a thought, are you? Do not judge people by their words. Let them go; they will grow old and die when they come to the end of this life."

Humor and Philosophy 2

On a beach party, there was a story that went like this: Two adults played together in the water. One had an umbrella, the other no umbrella. The two made the same mistake by putting their umbrellas in different places. They both forgot to check if their umbrellas were safe or not and kept them under the same spot. As time passed, the first man realized that his umbrella was still wet from a long walks while the second man thought he had it clean.

The man said to the woman: "I don't know what's going on with your children." The woman replied, "I wouldn't mind if they were safe. That is the most important thing."

If the woman did not see something in his comment that would make him sad, she didn't do anything wrong; it was just a matter of perspective.

Humor and Philosophy 3

In a university graduation ceremony, there was an offer to Brian Dyson: "Can you think about another thing?"

The man said, "Yes." The woman replied, "What is your opinion on that? Do you think we can complete the wall?"

He continued, saying, "I don't know."

Humor and Philosophy 4

In a philosophy class, Brian Dyson said: "Do you believe that work and life are related to other things besides work? Do you not see the importance of their relationship?"

The man paused for a moment, then replied, "No." The woman said, "You should think about it."

She suggested they consider each aspect individually. If one didn't like it, it wouldn't matter; if it interested her, she could make it part of her life.

Humor and Philosophy 5

After the party, there was a scene that continued into the night: Two women were eating dinner together. One had the chopstick set on her plate, the other none. The man said to the woman, "I don't know what you think about my chopsticks."

The woman replied, "Do you think they are made of wood?" She turned around and looked at the man. Then she turned back to them.

She said, "No, I don't think so."

Humor and Philosophy 6

A father talks to his son:
The father says, "I was never good in math."

The son replies, "You must have had bad teachers."

The father continues, saying, "I know you are not very smart. Do not compare yourself to others. Everyone is special, and everyone deserves their own attention."

Humor and Philosophy 7

A younger son talks to his father:
The father says, "You're not good at math."

The son responds, "No, I think I'm better."

The father continues, saying, "I don't care about what you do. You can choose your own way."

Humor and Philosophy 8

A wife talks to her husband:
She says, "You were never good at cooking."

He replies, "No, I was never good either. But I like the way we cook!"

The man said to his wife:
"I am sorry," he said, "that your mother forgot to call you."

She replied, "I understand."

Humor and Philosophy 9

A young boy talks to his father and a young girl talks to her mother:

The boy says, "You have no sense!"

The girl says, "It's not important what your parents think about me. What matters is how you see things."

Humor and Philosophy 10

A man gets two women cooking together:
He says, "I was never good at math."

One of the women responds, "No! I'm so smart!"

The man continues, saying, "We have work to do, but we can get it done!"

These are some humorous and philosophical stories from a long list.